I read once that Old Navy jeans are gateway jeans to Mom jeans.
Forget that, man! They are stinkin straight up Mom jeans! No gate needed.
Yeah, I wore mine all week. It was chubby week. I can't explain it, except to say that I have a race next week, and I'm really nervous, aaaaand whenever I am nervous I have a habit that makes me chubby.
Ever do a PT test? In the Army? Without fail, the night before a PT test, I engaged in this habit. It is so self-defeating. I know it is, and yet...
Ever run the Army Ten Miler? Oh my. You'll never guess it, but the nights before that race, I always did this, too. Except for the one year I stayed at Erin's uncle's house, where there was absolutely NO access to cookies. Ugh that year was awful. They are such a disciplined family! Love them though.
Yup. Cookies and Mom jeans.
Going to start fresh tomorrow morning, with a run on the track. Sayonara, Old Navy! Hello, Miss Me.
Forget that, man! They are stinkin straight up Mom jeans! No gate needed.
Yeah, I wore mine all week. It was chubby week. I can't explain it, except to say that I have a race next week, and I'm really nervous, aaaaand whenever I am nervous I have a habit that makes me chubby.
Ever do a PT test? In the Army? Without fail, the night before a PT test, I engaged in this habit. It is so self-defeating. I know it is, and yet...
Ever run the Army Ten Miler? Oh my. You'll never guess it, but the nights before that race, I always did this, too. Except for the one year I stayed at Erin's uncle's house, where there was absolutely NO access to cookies. Ugh that year was awful. They are such a disciplined family! Love them though.
Yup. Cookies and Mom jeans.
Going to start fresh tomorrow morning, with a run on the track. Sayonara, Old Navy! Hello, Miss Me.
